I'M NOT ALWAYS SARCASTIC|SOMETIMES I'M ASLEEP

Yeah, you heard correct. It's a common misconception that I am always sarcastic. Sure, I might crack a joke every now and then, but underneath this dry exterior, there's a deep well of sentiments. And sometimes, that well just runs empty, leaving me spent. That's when the truth sets in: I'm just plain asleep. Don't worry, though, I'll be back get m